I've decided to write my own quotes here goes:
1. Human progress is a like a car driven by a guy who thinks the glass is half full and maintained by a guy who thinks the glass is half empty. (I thought of this in the shower, I hope it is original but there is a possibility I read it on a paper placemat in a restaurant and am regurgitating it now.)
2. We age like computers, the new ones have faster hardware but our software is more developed.